XYNGULAR Retail Customer(s)

One of my favourite/favorite, automated emails from XYNGULAR starts like this:

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Subject: New Retail Customer C###### Xyngular Site
Body: Xyngular Headquarters, Utah, USA:

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You have a new online Retail Customer: ID# C######, First Name Last Name
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Your Retail Customer placed Order# N####### online using your personal Xyngular Web site.

The order details were as follows:

Item: XS308
Description: Xyng (single box)
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We’re going to be seing a lot of XYNG orders. People are getting very impressive benefits.

If you’re a potential XYNG retail customer

>> click here to see Frank Eves’ personal XYNGULAR web site.

or call 1 801-756-8808 to place your order for a box of XYNG. When asked, your referrer is Dr. Frank Eves X435514.